WokeMachine!

No birth without consent!

Every individual has the right to control his or her body and life. Yet we impose the violence of birth on our children.

Consent at birth aims to respect the fundamental principle of self-determination by asking for the child's agreement before coming into the world.

It is not about delaying birth indefinitely, but about opening a dialogue between parents and their future child, taking into account their needs and aspirations.

Consent at Birth: A Utopia? No, It's a Necessity!

For inclusive football

Inclusiveness in football teams is essential to promote diversity, combat discrimination and boost performance.

By mixing genders, origins and orientations, teams can set an example, definitively turn their backs on masculinism, encourage innovation and create a caring environment for all...not to mention matches that are all the more exciting to follow.

Let us demand that, through concrete actions, teams celebrate a more inclusive, egalitarian, empowering and inspiring football for all!

Humor is offensive, let's ban it!

Humor is incompatible with Truth, it is a form of blasphemy (Jorge de Burgos)

Humor is deeply reactionary.

The cynical buffoon ignores the offenses he provokes, he hurts and perpetuates systemic violence.

It is time to realize that humor is the expression of unconscious aggression that must be banished.

Just as we stopped spitting in the street, it's high time we stopped making jokes. Let's ban it.

Our right to hair restoration.
Androgenetic alopecia, being bald, is a profound handicap both in terms of self-esteem and discrimination, even stigmatization. Therefore an attack on human rights.

Let us claim our right to psychosocial support, to hair restoration treatments, particularly by implants.

Pregnancy for all!
Pregnancy for all is a fundamental right that allows the personal and family development of each human being.

Enabling everyone to have the opportunity to have a child is a matter of equality and social justice.

Every human should have the right to decide about their reproductive life, without being judged or discriminated against.

Promoting pregnancy for all means defending human rights and building a more inclusive society that respects diversity.

Sodomy: try it, you'll love it.

Sodomy has been a joy to humans since they began.

And yet, it remains negatively connoted and a subject of insults.

Isn't it time to correct a culture that makes it invisible and a cinema that promotes the missionary position when the anus should be considered a "universal vagina" (Andrea Long Chu)!

Let's demand scenes of happy sodomy in contemporary cinema and, thanks to AI, the correction of classic scenes, relics of heteronormativity and binarity from a bygone era!

Brussels-Central Park, NY via an underground?

Who hasn't heard of the satanic orgies that supposedly took place in the basement of a pizzeria in Central Park, New York?

Who hasn't heard about the alleged links between Bill Gates and the Illuminati?

Now, Bill Gates was seen entering a Brussels sewer.

Could there be a secret underground passage used by the Belgian Illuminati to participate in New York orgies? A secret underground passage that the mainstream media is hiding from us.

We ask the question. Let's keep our eyes open!

The issue of religious symbols has generated a lot of discussion and highlighted the enemies of religious freedom.

We Pastafarians have intimately experienced that our deep faith increases kindness, empathy, creativity, compassion and altruism in our interactions with the public.

Driving our commitment to serving others, it gives us the strength and motivation to persevere through difficult times and to always keep in mind the well-being of those we serve.

Showing our faith, including at work, is showing our devotion and proclaiming respect for differences in an inclusive secularism.

Let us do penance for this disgusting whiteness that afflicts us.

Let's condemn our parents for making us born white.

Let us repent of this world that we, the privileged, have created. This world filled with nauseating white supremacy.

Let us deeply regret this white privilege and ask forgiveness from our racialized sisters and brothers.

Let's deconstruct mathematics
Mathematics is based on abstract principles that do not correspond to social realities. Worse, they make inequalities invisible.

1 racialized person + 1 white person, do they make 2 equal humans? Of course not!

Mathematical equality in no way reflects the inequalities and individual differences present in our society.

There is an urgent need to deconstruct mathematics, to question these fixed norms and to bring about a more critical reflection on power relations and existing discrimination.