1-Rima Hassan.
Stir up the crazy. Was a member of the Board of Directors of "Doctors Without Borders" in 2021 and 2022. Regrets not having met Doctor Mengele there. Imam Mélenchon having rolled out a red (prayer) carpet for her, now sits as a Hamas deputy in the European Parliament where she can with impunity threaten to kill all her opponents or those who are a bit too much trouble. If Niort ignores her, Tehran is waiting for her.
2-Olivier Faure.
Left-wing rump and more than Mollet. Sinister Esau sinister, sold his PS rights for a plate of lentils… that LFI savored. Tried to make up for it by gobbling up some Hollande cheese (red rind, but white and soft inside). Lamentable failure that earned him electoral plumage. Crispin, never late for a kneel, called for the suspension of agreements between the EU and Israel. A second burial for Blum and Mendes-France.
3-Dominique de Villepin.
Food particle. Has a clear appreciation for privatizations. In 2010 received the "Doha Arab Cultural Capital" award from the Ambassador of Qatar, a country whose values he shares deeply. Although he only remembered the word "Capital" from Marx, he was warmly welcomed at the Fête de l'Huma to the sounds of the Anti-Semitic International. After having taken care of the publication of the Relais & Châteaux Guide, will he be able to tackle the reissue of Drumont's works?
4-Kamala Harris.
Electoral flop. Immaterial Girl swept away by Hair Force One, the muscular thug. Led an ethic and ethnic campaign, very shaky on the Middle East. Even more confusing, her defense of abortion and pregnant men gave a confused image of her feminism, more trans-parent than transparent for voters outside Hollywood.
5-Claire Hedon.
Rights destroyer and everything crooked. Former President of ATD Fourth World, it seems that her vision effectively obscures ¾ of the world: inflexible on police surveillance, she wants zones "without identity checks to fight against discrimination". To the great joy of all dealers and illegal immigrants. Former journalist at Radio France, it also seems that she has retained the Pravdavian objectivity that characterizes the Public Service of Disinformation. Thus, combining ignorance and ideological bad faith, her astonishing opinion in favor of the chemical castration of minors "in questioning gender", an opinion contrary to the senatorial report on the same subject and, worse, to the international scientific report of Dr. Hilary Cass. To the great joy of the pharmaceutical industries, the Diafoirus of gender and the outrageous activists.
6-Delphine Ernotte.
High Priestess of the Catholic Church. Decided not to show France as it is but as she wants it to be: declining, repentant and mostly populated by minorities. Arcomic projection on the small screen? Smokescreen because she preaches but does not practice. As evidenced by her stay in a palace at 1300 euros per night (all inclusive) to follow the Cannes Film Festival (on a total screen…italian?).
7-Jean-Luc Mélenchon (2th appointment).
Popular affront. Actively contributes to the Khmerization of Sciences Po(l) Po(t). After a small neo-Stalinist purge, has reinflated the numbers of his sect by recruiting his young militiamen among drug dealers, repeat offenders and the brainless (accumulation allowed). Still as angry with the figures, considers that in France, as in Venezuela, less than 30% constitute a large, incontestable and absolute majority of the votes.
8-Anne Hidalgo (2th appointment).
Mise en Seine. Carried the Olympic laziness to Polynesia where, for two weeks, she checked the height of the waves for the surfing event. Waves that she did not want to see in the other mise en Cène of the hysterical historian Patrick Boucheron who had concocted for us an opening ceremony that would make your head spin. Beyond her peripheral, zoning and stumbling centering, the transmanic (but undisplayed) joy that the immobilization of the "4 wheels" and the incivilization of the "2 wheels" gave her have committed her to continue the transformation of Paris into a zoological curiosity: the streets there are bristling with molehills inhabited by rats.
9 & 10-The European Football Association (UEFA) and the International Olympic Committee (IOC).
The clowns Tartuefa and Compromissio.
In complete ignorance of Article 16.4 of its own regulations, UEFA considered that the huge pro-Palestinian banner displayed at the Parc des Princes by PSG supporters, on which Israel was wiped off the map, “had nothing to do with politics”. The fact that PSG is run and financed by Qatar and that Qatar Airways is an official partner of UEFA can only be coincidences. In this example of selfless courage, UEFA joins its august intercontinental counterparts: FIFA, which sold the 2022 World Cup to Qatar and allowed women players to wear hijabs, and, of course, the unsurpassable IOC and its honourable presidents. From the 1936 Berlin Games offered to Hitler by Avery Brundage, lucrative construction contracts at stake, thus initiating a tradition of corruption (which Brundage, elected president of the IOC in 1952, would confirm his visceral anti-Semitism in the aftermath of the massacre of 11 Israeli athletes in Munich in 1972), to the present day where pseudohermaphrodite men are medalists in women's events, where veiled women can reign on the podiums but where Manizha Talash, an athlete born in Kabul and member of the Refugee team was disqualified for having worn, not in a stadium but on Place de la Concorde, a cape with the inscription "Free the Afghan women". Pure Rousseau (not Jean-Jacques)! "The opposite of a heroic story" à la Patrick Boucheron?
PS. The ICC, metastasis of the UN "thing", was declared out of competition. If the ICC (International Partial Clique) had existed in June 1940, it would probably have issued arrest warrants for Winston Churchill and General de Gaulle for war crimes and, for good measure, for Corporal Fritz Müller of the 2th Panzer Division, for speeding while crossing the Franco-Belgian border.